First of all, take that hand out of my trousers.

Good, If you wonder what that was, yes, it was a big banana and I might be glad to see you but you might not be the monkey to eat it. Secondly you do not come closer than 2 feet to my lips except if you are a chilled glass with a nice beverage.

If you don’t know me in real life; then don’t be judge, jury and executioner on me. Don’t base your facts on a photo; it’s not even a second of a lifetime. If you want to get in touch with me you better have an open mind, a sense of tolerance and respect or you are out.

Don’t you want to be a friend of me? I’ll share some wisdom with you: Accept me like I am; an individual person with a voice and a sharp mind. Continue reading “Banana not for every mouth!” →