First of all, take that hand out of my trousers.
Good, If you wonder what that was, yes, it was a big banana and I might be glad to see you but you might not be the monkey to eat it. Secondly you do not come closer than 2 feet to my lips except if you are a chilled glass with a nice beverage.
If you don’t know me in real life; then don’t be judge, jury and executioner on me. Don’t base your facts on a photo; it’s not even a second of a lifetime. If you want to get in touch with me you better have an open mind, a sense of tolerance and respect or you are out.
Don’t you want to be a friend of me? I’ll share some wisdom with you: Accept me like I am; an individual person with a voice and a sharp mind. Continue reading “Banana not for every mouth!”
Everyone has that “good morning”.. right? 🙂
If boys could lick their own balls, just like dogs;
the world would already be in peace…
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Continue reading “Cop’s Rules For Dating My Daughter”
Godwin’s law: “As a Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”
Arken’s law: The same as above, but for 1984! – “A discussion is over when present society is compared to George Orwell’s Oceania in the book 1984.”
ZKboi’s law: “As an Internet discussion goes longer, god will intervene or intercept, through the mouth of other Internauts…”
Continue reading “A few (known) Internet laws and meme’s for you!”
A lot of people ask me what I do in life, my hobbies, etc… I will try to make things more clear about myself in this article. I also try to let you know how I think, what my values are in life.
I am a very complex somebody, I have my own words, my own ways, my own thoughts and my own way of acting. I do not consider myself part of any selective society. I am part of a lot of cultures on this world. I consider myself most to be skater because of my clothes and my hobbies. I do not consider myself to be 100% pure Belgian. Do I actually belong on this planet??? Continue reading “Who am I, really?!”