Ideals and vanity are pure human behaviour, although how to deal with and get back up from it, makes it only more human..
Idealen en ijdelheid zijn puur menselijk, echter hoe je ermee omgaat en dan doorgaat om daarbovenop te geraken, maakt het enkel pas meer menselijk…
First of all, take that hand out of my trousers.
Good, If you wonder what that was, yes, it was a big banana and I might be glad to see you but you might not be the monkey to eat it. Secondly you do not come closer than 2 feet to my lips except if you are a chilled glass with a nice beverage.
If you don’t know me in real life; then don’t be judge, jury and executioner on me. Don’t base your facts on a photo; it’s not even a second of a lifetime. If you want to get in touch with me you better have an open mind, a sense of tolerance and respect or you are out.
Don’t you want to be a friend of me? I’ll share some wisdom with you: Accept me like I am; an individual person with a voice and a sharp mind. Continue reading “Banana not for every mouth!”
Everyone has that “good morning”.. right? 🙂
If there are no ups and downs in your life, it means you are dead.
If boys could lick their own balls, just like dogs;
the world would already be in peace…
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk, you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure as hell not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Continue reading “Cop’s Rules For Dating My Daughter”