Godwin’s law: “As a Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.”

Arken’s law: The same as above, but for 1984! – “A discussion is over when present society is compared to George Orwell’s Oceania in the book 1984.”

ZKboi’s law: “As an Internet discussion goes longer, god will intervene or intercept, through the mouth of other Internauts…”

Danth’s law: “If you have to insist that you’ve won an internet argument, you’ve probably lost badly.”

Poo’s law: “Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing.”

Pommer’s law: “A person’s mind can be changed by reading information on the internet. The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.”

Timecube’s law: “As the length of a webpage grows linearly, the likelihood of the author being a lunatic increases exponentially.”

Scoopie’s law: “In any discussion involving science or medicine, citing Whale.to as a credible source loses the argument immediately, and gets you laughed out of the room.”

DeMeyer’s law: “Anyone who posts an argument on the internet which is largely quotations can be very safely ignored, and is deemed to have lost the argument before it has begun.”

Skarka’s Law : “no matter how vile or indefensible it is, someone will post positively or in defense of it. ”

Skitt’s law: “any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself.”

Cohen’s law: “Whoever resorts to the argument that ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… ‘whoever resorts to the argument that … ‘whoever resorts to the argument that… …has automatically lost the debate’ …has automatically lost the debate’ …has automatically lost the debate’ …has automatically lost the debate’ …has automatically lost the debate’ has automatically lost the debate.”

And as last, but not least;

The Dickwad Theory:
“Normal Person + Anonymity + Audience = Total Fuckwad”

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